At work today I was making the rounds among customers, cleaning up after them and making sure no one was stealing. I came around a corner and there was a kid, maybe 9 or 11, crouched a little lower than normal, and right as I walked by he totally farted! And then he realized that I had walked by at the same time and he ran the other direction. I played it off like an adult should and completely ignored it. Of course I had a big grin on my face and was muffling my laughter, and kept walking. Hilarious! Farts are always funny!
And I am making some mac and cheese. And yes I'm 29, and yes I can cook, and yes I should be eating better but that stuff will always be good!